Big America2: The Texas2 Burger

When I travel to a foreign country, I have a slightly perverse love of searching out “American” things. I enjoy seeing my home country through foreign eyes, seeing what stands out and what gets left behind.

Tokyo Disney Land is one of my favorite places on earth, and though I avoid it like the plague in the states, I’ll admit to loving the odd dinner at McDonald’s too. I’ve known people who have come to Japan and eaten nothing but Mac for weeks on end, which is a truly depressing thought, as this country has some of the most incredible cuisine in the world.

But every once in a while, it can be a fun treat, especially considering some of the insane things they come up with here! The regular menu is fairly small, but they are constantly rotating an ever-changing line up of creative and surprising new tastes and flavors.

Last year, we were here during the first run of the Big America series. We didn’t get a chance to try anything except the Texas burger, but it was quite tasty. A cheeseburger with fried onion pieces and the closest thing to Barbeque sauce you’ll find in this country, it did not disappoint.

Well, now, the Big America series is back, but it’s time for round two! And to start things off they have a re-invisioning of the extremely popular Texas burger, now the Texas2. But how does it stack up?

First off, the box is a striking silver color. It must be fancy! The burger is also in a little paper pocket, just like at the high-end burger chains like Mos Burger. Really fancy now!

The bun is quite nice, with a sprinkling of cheese on top, though they insist on putting an extra piece of bun in the middle of the burger. Perhaps it’s supposed to emulate Texas toast, but it’s way too much bread for my tastes. My mouth was like, “Excuse me, are you lost? Did you wander over from another sandwich that is now running around without it’s bottoms?”

At the very bottom is a mustard relish sauce, which is nice enough, followed by the cheese, then the burger itself. Then there’s that weird third piece of bun, which Sean tells me is a staple of the Big Mac, then more toppings.

There’s bacon, always a joy, and not terribly common in this country. Bacon is fairly rare here, especially properly smoked & crispy bacon. Completely different from the recent American trend of cramming as much bacon as possible into every possible food source. (One of my friends makes amaaaazing bacon chocolate chip cookies, which I am seriously craving as I write this!)

The onions are fresh, not fried this time, which is a disappointment. The fried onions were a shining star of the original Texas burger, and are sorely missed in this incarnation. The lack of Barbeque sauce is also disappointing, but it has been replaced with…


American-style, meaty, beany, chili. With whole kidney beans and a thick sauce, it really feels just like a proper American chili.

Too bad the taste is completely and totally wrong.

Oh, it looks like chili. It feels like chili in your mouth. But as we were happily munching away, I couldn’t help but think it tasted familiar in a strange, inappropriate sort of way. And why is that?

There is a distinct hint of curry. And not Indian curry, which I love, but Japanese curry, which I detest. I’m rarely a picky eater, but it’s one of the few foods on this planet that I can’t stand.

Maybe they thought the familiar taste of Japanese curry would make it more appealing to the Japanese audience? Maybe they confused “chili” with “curry”? They’re both little c-words, right?

Apparently the Texas2 hasn’t been as big a hit as it’s predecessor, the original Texas burger, and I can certainly understand why. This burger is definitely not on my list to eat again!

Next up on the roster for the Big America 2 series is the Idaho, which I’m pretty excited about. Guys, they put hashbrowns on a burger. Brilliant! See what I mean about seeing America through foreign eyes? Endlessly amusing.


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14 Responses to Big America2: The Texas2 Burger

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  2. Didn’t that thing cost like some ungodly amount? Waaaaah~ I never try those things, lol. I like the fish on a bun thing or the salt and lemon chicken.

    And now I want McDonald’s. The one near my house closed 😦

    • It closed near your house? That’s crazy! Was it a bad location? I thought they were like roaches, they couldn’t die 😛

      Also, the sandwich is like 430, the set is weirdly expensive though, seven hundred something? Weird.

  3. MC says:

    Its sounds like a case of the picture looks better then the actual taste…but then again, I would try it if I had the chance since I have this crazy fantasy of trying McDonald’s food allover the world because of the different things the menus serve compared to what the US has. XD I mean who wouldn’t love corn with their Happy Meal? (click the embedded video):

    Bacon chocolate chip cookies…I should find a way to ship you some! ❤

  4. Doug DeLong says:

    I was wandering past my local Makudo and was lured in by the exotic smell of charred bovine flesh. The lovely lady at the door with the discount ticket for the Texas Burger sealed the deal for me (although the ticket was oddly rejected as soon as I asked for the set, which hardly seemed sporting).

    Although I could tell just by looking at that giant, evil burger that it must contain at least a couple billion calories, and knew in my heart that it could very well be the very last thing I ever ate, I said WTF, and scarfed that puppy down. And damn, it was tasty.

    But as I lie here in my hospital bed following my heart attack, I reflect on my last meal and wonder if it was worth it all. I’ll have to get back to you on that…

  5. Dom says:

    You don’t like Japanese curry?! You are tripping???

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