Category Archives: Engrish

Today’s Engrish: F$%¥ AS BOMB

It’s been quite a while since I posted any Engrish here on the blog. From Tiny Grass is Dreaming to my most popular post of all time, the Fuckin’ Sale, there just hasn’t been as much catching my eye the … Continue reading

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Merry Christmas, Merry…Christ!

  Merry Christmas! In Japan, it’s often shortened to “メリクリ” or “Merry Ku-ri”, so I guess these clever supermarket signmakers decided to reverse engineer it linguistically. Kind of works, since they do say He is the reason for the season … Continue reading

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Happy Gorlden Week!

It’s Golden Week here in Japan, so lots of shops have specials running. Soup Stock Tokyo is one of my favorite places for a quick meal, but somehow I thought they were better than this… Ah, well. It always seemed … Continue reading

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Are you a wizard?

Every time we pass this building it is mandatory that we turn to each other and ask “Are you a WEZARD?”

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Tiny Grass is Dreaming

My favorite type of Engrish–poetry. It’s not misspelled or grammatically incorrect. Just randomly poetic in a way that might not have been put together otherwise. It may not be Japanese, but the Engrish is beautiful. Love it. Have a wonderful … Continue reading

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Engrish of the Week! Oh, dear…

Well, for a women’s clothing store, at least it actually kind of makes sense? Oh, Japan… Thanks, Tricia!

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While I don’t think our friends from the Fuckin Sale will be selling any trinkets to commemorate their Engrish adventure (as many of our readers suggested) perhaps you can pick up one of these jackets to wear around town? I … Continue reading

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The Fuckin’ Sale is Fucked.

It’s funny how fast the internet moves these days–thousands have people have stopped by here in the past few days to check out the Fuckin’ Sale, and here it is, already fuckin’ over. Well, actually the sale is still on … Continue reading

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Bonus Engrish: Fuckin’ Sale, Part 2

Wow, cra-a-a-a-zy views on the post from yesterday! I guess everyone wants to see the fuckin’ craziest Engrish we’ve seen in a while. Many people have also been wondering about the veracity of the picture, and we can confirm that … Continue reading

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Happy Engrish! Fuckin’ Sale!

A bunch of people have submitted this one, and understandably–it’s pretty awesome. I think it comes from a sale going on now in Osaka. Does anyone have any more info or pictures? Best fuckin’ Engrish of the year? EDITED TO … Continue reading

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