If it’s not the problem of age, what is it the problem of? I feel like there’s some mystery here that I don’t have all the clues to. Like there’s a knowing smile and a nod on the other side of this sign.
Who is Splush such a problem for, anyway? Ah, well. Happy Friday!
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MAGIKARP USES SPLUSH!
IT’S SUPER EFFECTIVE!!!
MAGIKARP USES SPLUSH!
IT’S SUPER EFFECTIVE!!!
Splush is not the problem of the age, “_____” is.
…I blame the politicians.
I had a splush problem once.
It was little more than a minor inconvenience
lol