So, this is a thing. Here’s some thoughts we had while trying them:
- It’s like super sugary breakfast cereal that’s punching you in the tongue.
- Sweet lemon lime Cheetos tingle like they’re covered in pop rock dust.
- Oh, god they’re horrid. Why do I want another one?
- Each time I have another one, the little sparklies kill more of my tastebuds and I want more.
- It’s chemically engineered to make me want more and hate myself and the same time.
- I can’t find the ingredients. Does that mean it’s not food?
- Do these have caffeine?